A pakistani goes India ilegaly,security oficer asks:who r u? Paki:i m hindu oficer:then tel me the names of 5 bhagvans Paki: Yassu Panju Haar Kabootar Doli

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru: nahi Basanti in kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna. Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai..

Headlines of 2025.. HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025: 1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs. 2. Dhoom 1/liter. 6. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

LALU JI 1 mnth BUSH se english ki training le k wapis India aye 1 din phone aya LALU bolay: "who is speaking? jawab aya: HUM SASURA BUSHWA BOL RAHA HOON ;->

Teacher : Dear Ravi, Where were u born ? Ravi : Tiruvanantapuram Teacher : ok, come & write da spelling on board. Ravi: Sorry teacher.... i was born in Goa.

Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja, reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki main marne ke baad phir zinda ho sakun BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki baat nahi hai putr, ye toh sirf Ekta Kapoor hee kar sakti hai

ALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay Raste Me Toofan Aya Dhoti Urh Gai, Phr Bijli Karki. LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;-